My husband’s Facebook status just posted: Who leaves a gallon of milk in the microwave when the fridge is 12″ away?
I replied: LOL! Sounds like someone wasn’t quite awake! At least the thought of putting it away was there.
Seriously Hubby? Seriously!!?? He must have forgotten about when he left the mayonnaise out on the counter all night a few weeks ago. He must have forgotten about when he left the Ranch dressing out all night just a few nights later. He must have forgotten about leaving his coffee cup in the linen closet a couple of days ago. He must forget that he leaves the money that falls off his dresser on the floor. He must forget that he leaves his dirty clothes on the floor next to (and by next to, I mean so close that they are touching) the hamper, but not in it. Argh.
He’d better have been trying to be funny because he doesn’t want to play this game with me on Facebook.
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In other news, the baby was extremely uncooperative on the sonogram. It flipped, it turned, it even waved, but it was NOT giving up the privates for a picture. Maybe in a few weeks.



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September 24, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Ginger
Kyle and Erika’s baby was uncooperative, too! We were convinced it was a girl, because he kept his legs crossed. You’ll be able to see the “goods” in another couple of weeks!
September 25, 2009 at 2:36 am
atiredwife
Hope so!
September 25, 2009 at 2:09 am
kyooty
ugh! on the FB statuses! we keep it all “flowers and rainbows” when we post. HA!
Darn on that u/s baby! must be a girl, cause a boy would be all “lookit what I gotz”
September 25, 2009 at 2:38 am
atiredwife
Posting a FB status becomes tricky when everyone you know is linked on there. I need to think more “flowers and rainbows.”
We’re hoping for a girl, so I like your thinking!
September 25, 2009 at 5:18 am
A Mom on Spin
Well that baby must be a girl because she’s showing a little modesty. . .
September 25, 2009 at 6:36 am
atiredwife
Might be!
September 25, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Mad Woman
My hubby learned a looong time ago not to mess with me on FB…he loses every time. I am the master of FB muahahaha!!
Good luck in a few weeks, I hope you get the news you want!
September 25, 2009 at 8:41 pm
atiredwife
I need to learn from you. I’m always watching what I say … worrying about this person or that person might “take” what I’m typing. Some days I wonder if I should just bail on FB.
September 25, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Casey
Oh man, I’d be scared if I were him. Trying to mess with you when you CLEARLY have more material.
September 25, 2009 at 8:41 pm
atiredwife
And if he only knew that I’m now documenting! Ha ha!
September 25, 2009 at 10:32 pm
mrsbear0309
You’re obviously a FB force to be reckoned with.
I’ve put the peanut butter in my freezer but luckily for me my husband abhors Facebook. So technically I could say what I wanted about him and he’d be none the wiser, but where would the fun in that be?
September 25, 2009 at 10:49 pm
atiredwife
Sometimes I wish mine abhorred FB.
September 26, 2009 at 12:55 am
Gray Matter Matters
Oh my God, my husband is a bigamist! We’re married to the same man! I feel so foolish.
September 26, 2009 at 5:13 am
Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings
He needs a smack! I think Gray Matter Matters may be right. We’re married to the same man too!
September 26, 2009 at 9:27 pm
atiredwife
Oh no! He’s married to three of us!!
September 26, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Devilish Southern Belle
Aw, how cute that baby waved
And….I won’t even talk about my husband here. I just can’t go there.
September 27, 2009 at 6:00 am
atiredwife
Because he’s one of those wonder-husbands?